We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You had me at "let me see your balls"
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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