even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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