Kiss
Puke
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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