come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
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you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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