xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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