Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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