she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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