I hate all girls vehemently.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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