Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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