I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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