i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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