She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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