i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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