Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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