But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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Oh.
You came to the right person.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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