Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She bit a glass in half.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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