i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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