I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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