She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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