I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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