dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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