yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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