Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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