I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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