We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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