I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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