I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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