I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Did I show you my penis last night?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
