Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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