nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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