im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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