Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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