I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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