Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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