Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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