I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Randomize