Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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