Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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