ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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