I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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