Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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