I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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