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• (516): View more from New York

  you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear

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• (779): View more from Illinois

  Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.

  (213): View more from California

  I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.

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• (415): View more from California

  One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter

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