she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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