who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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