another moral hangover. fuck.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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