Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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