i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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