its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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