after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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