You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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