Hey man sorry I got all grabby
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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