what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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